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Siona & the Invaders

Posted on Aug 30th, 2008 by L'el : Intentional Agent L'el
The other day, Siona had a dream that the Russians had invaded Gaiam.  

I'm not sure that there was more to it than that, but this is how I imagine
such a thing would go down:

RUSSIANS: WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR COMPANY.
HAND IT OVER NOW!!!

Siona: Okay.

RUSSIANS: RESISTANCE IS-- -WHA? Okay?!?!?

Siona: Okay. You can have it-- if you want it.

R: We can?

S: Absolutely. But, Russia? First we need to sit down and talk about
what's best for you. Actually, why don't you lie down on the carpet?
Close your eyes and tell me what it feels like, in your body, to be
an invader. Mmmmm. I see. Now think of a time when you felt
invaded. What does that feel like in your body? --Oh you poor
thing, you've been through so much, haven't you?-- Okay now
let go of that image and return to your body consciousness in the
present: safe in this room, breathing one breath at a time.
What does it feel like for your body to be at peace,
in synergy with the universe?

R: [Big sigh, releasing tensions and arms stockpiles it didn't even
know it had]

S: Now why don't you go home and settle into this new consciousness.
Allow yourself let go of the thought- the storyline in your head-- that
leaving now is failure, or returning empty handed. This opportunity
wasn't the right fit for you-- it was holding you back. The sooner you
leave, the sooner you can discover and pour your energy into creating
the right opportunity for you. Who knows? Maybe invasion will be the
right thing at another time-- or maybe it will take a different form.
Musical, perhaps? Like the British Invasion? Anyway, look inward to
your strengths and work from there. You're going to do *amazing*
things, I just know it.

R: [Tears in eyes]. Thank you Siona, thank you. I came here to destroy,
but I'm going back to create so much more. I owe you so much.
I don't want to be presumptuous, but... would it be okay if I named
my firstborn child after you? Or maybe all my children? Or if you prefer
ritual sacrifices in your name, that's cool too. It would be an honor!!!
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Siona : Synchronicity Coordinator
about 1 hour later
Siona said

Oh, Laurel. You know me too well.

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